Humor
Elekks
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- Published on Saturday, 30 July 2011 12:54
- Written by Sarella
Greetings and Saluations my esteemed colleagues (and Sirdiesalot),
It has come to my attention that World of Warcraft has made a glaring omission of late. I've seen a lot of different mounts in the game, for land, sea and air... Some are fairly plain, while others are unique and mystical.
Well, folks...
I seen a spectral horse, and rode a dinosaur
I bought a Talbuk from the Kurenai
But I be done seen 'bout ev'rything
When I get an Elekk who'll fly
I said when I get an Elekk who'll fly!
Elekks are a special breed of mount – sturdy, stalwart, capable of traversing entire mountain ranges when invading Africa. What more could you ask for?
Well, I'll tell you fine folks of Ante Meridiem. We want... Nay, NEED flying Elekks in the game! Picture yourself, speeding through the skies on a pachyderm of perfection. Grey, pink, polka dot... Whatever you want, the sky's the limit!
So rise up, my fellow gamers, and declare to the world: I DEMAND TO SOAR!
Remember... an Elekk NEVER forgets...
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No Face
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- Published on Tuesday, 08 February 2011 12:31
- Written by Nullfox
The Twilight Zone
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- Published on Sunday, 15 February 2009 10:24
- Written by Tigridia
Those lazy, no good PM scrubs refuse to write their own kill announcement. So guess what, they are not getting one! The PM Team never killed Sartharion with three drakes up, and this picture of Bellarionna on a Twilight Drake is obviously fake. :P
The Twilight Zone Part Deux
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- Published on Friday, 20 February 2009 20:02
- Written by Tigridia
What the PM Team can't do, the AM Team can't do better. Here is yours truly on yet another imaginary Twilight Drake.
